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Check out our Simpsons site for a larger collection of Simpsons sounds!

Update: 01/13/2005

I just concluded a major update to our main site for The Simpsons, nearly doubling the number of Simpsons sound clips! I'm adding new Simpsons wallpaper when I get the chance, and future updates will focus on Simpsons backgrounds and wallpaper.

Our Simpsons site is of the street in front of Moe's bar and features sounds (like prank calls to Moe's), wallpaper pictures of Simpsons comic books, and more! Plus: shop for Simpsons books, videos, music cds, software, and more! There are more, different sounds there.

Simpsons Sound Clips
Please feel free to download the clips for your site.
Just don't link straight to the files, please.
Some are mp3s and some are wavs....
We always appreciate links!

Prank calls to Moe's

• amanda_hug-n-kiss.mp3 160K
  Why can't I find a man to hug and kiss?
• ivana_tinkle.mp3 124K
  Put down your glasses, I wanna tinkle.
• bart_simpson_hugh_jass.wav 30K
  I'm Hugh Jass... wish I had the rest of this one...
• threat_to_caller.wav 51K
  First name Waylan, eh? (Monty Burns calling)

Simpsons songs

• simpsons_those_were_the_days.wav 145K
  The All in the Family tune
• cletus_the_slack_jawed_yokel.wav 153K
  Cletus' theme song
• ned_flanders_theme-song.wav 27K
  Ned Flanders' theme song
• seymore_skinners_theme.wav 82K
  Seymore Skinner's theme song
• professor_frink_song.wav 79K
  Professor Frink's theme song (ehyeaay!)
• lisa_simpson_gather_round.wav 85K
  Lisa's strike song ("...they have the plant but we have the power.")
• homer_simpson_bologna.wav 69K
  My bologna has a first name, it's h-o-m-e-r...
• homer_simpson_nacho_man.wav 63K
  Nacho Nacho man, I want to be a nacho man.
• homer_simpson_song.wav 268K
  The Flintstones' opening tune sung by Homer
• homer_simpson_spanish_flea.wav 32K
  Homer's rendition of The Little Spanish Flea
• homer_simpson_under_the_sea.wav 121K
  Homer's version of Under the Sea
• homer_simpson_war.wav 75K
  War - what the hell's it good for?
• homer_simpson_when_i_was_17.wav 199K
  Classic.  ("When I was 17, I drank some very good beer....")
• homer_simpson_yummy_yummy.wav 124K
  Yummy yummy yummy I've got love in my tummy....
• simpsons_amendment_to_be.wav 210K
  Parody of the School House Rock thing.
• simpsons_burlesque_song.wav 302K
  from the Mason Derier - Gotta love this one!

Grandpa Abe Simpson sounds

• gramps_in_love.mp2 144K
  No, wait, it's a stroke
• abe_simpson_bitch.wav 30K
  Bitch, bitch, bitch!
• abe_simpson_gimme.wav 13K
  Gimme, gimme, gimme!
• abe_simpson_sitting_on_pie.wav 21K
  Are you sitting on the Pie? Isure hope so!
• abe_simpson_underwear.wav 123K
  How'd you take off your underwear without taking off your pants?
  

Homer Simpson sounds

• homer_simpson_32dohs.wav 174K
  That's a lot of Doh's!
• homer_simpson_brain.wav 84K
  Homer talking to his brain
• homer_simpson_fooling.wav 63K
  You couldn't fool your mother...
• homer_simpson_no_function.wav 17K
  Homer no function beer well without

Bart Simpson sounds

• bart_simpson_chewable.wav 16K
  Chewable Flintstones Morphine
• bart_simpson_dead_have_risen.wav 16K
  The dead have risen and they're voting Republican!
• bart_simpson_monkey_man.wav 44K
  Personal favorite ("...God, schmod, I want my monkey man!")

Barny Gumble sounds

• barney_my_heart.mp3 73K
  My heart just stopped!
• barney_beer_in_ashtray.wav 107K
  Somebody spilled beer in this ashtray
• barney_burp.wav 13K
  One of the most famous sound bites of our time
• barney_gumble_smells_stinky.wav 73K
  Somebody smells stinky...
• barney_two_kinds_of_cheese.wav 35K
  Barney's omelet recipe