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Song for Ralph Nader by Robin Supak

Make a Left at Albuquerque

Ralph Nader, Ralph Nader
What are you thinking?
If I didn't know better, I'd say you'd been drinking

And driving as well, wearing a seatbelt no doubt
Though I'd wish that away, if it would help get you out
I'd lose your airbag too if it would make a difference
Our task's is tough enough without more interference
Do you really want to see us surviving?
Then take it from me, Ralph, you shouldn't be driving!

(Chorus)

If you run, Ralph, hope will run away
Please don't run, Ralph, you can still save the day
You claim you want to help the nation
Seems more like self-gratification
We all share the ideals that you're into
Please stop these dreams where you perish in a Pinto!

(Chorus)

If you run, Ralph, hope will run away
Please don't run, Ralph, you can still save the day
Ditch the soapbox racer, Nader, hop aboard our bus.
It's big and air-conditioned
You'll get more done without the fuss.
And read Bill's book, Ralph!
He'll teach you something good:
Just because you can, my friend, doesn't mean you should.

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